*boom*

  • mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it

honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

What does this even mean or say

(Source: applebeansokay, via sluttyteenwolf)

Timestamp: 1409282460

heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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siing-to-mee:

ARE YOU EVEN REAL

Timestamp: 1409279786

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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stupidstagram:

shewayoout:

harry and cho chang had so much potential….

she’s a beard larry is real 

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nextyearsgirl:

Trying to keep track of which of my mutuals hate each other like

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faustus-syndrome:

Some art-quotes from Carol Rossetti 
Facebook | Tumblr

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Timestamp: 1409260400

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

OJDFKSHGSDF

(via sophiedreamsoutloud)

  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign

the-misadventures-of-lele:

psychogemini:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

"…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed."

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Timestamp: 1409259858

burningbrighterstill:

on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

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ME AND TAL

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fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

OH MY GOD

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