- mom: what was that?
- me: my shirt fell
- mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
- me: i was in it
harry and cho chang had so much potential….
she’s a beard larry is real
Trying to keep track of which of my mutuals hate each other like
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*
- english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
- english is their first language: hte fuckign
on the way home after concerts with your friend like
ME AND TAL